So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
this is my favorite post on this whole entire website
AN: Someone was talking about a hot Warnette bath scene and I couldn’t help myself.
How on earth…
I spent so long watching her…hoping and dreaming and begging the universe that she would come to me. That she would willingly be mine. That she would want me with half the passion I wanted her. Just half. I would’ve settled for half.
Somehow, I got it all.
Somehow, she said ‘I love you’ and somehow I said it back and somehow she’s lying in my bed next to me, as she has every day since I smuggled her in here after my father shot her in the chest.
She’s so damn beautiful.
Angels will fall into hell the day I deserve her.
She makes a noise in the back of her throat as she sleeps, rolling over onto her back and arching up like a cat. Her thin cotton tank top rides up and her belly button peeks at the morning. I swallow hard.
Look at her face.
Realize, belatedly, that her blue green eyes are looking straight back, and a smile is tugging at her lips.
I grin at her. “Good morning, love.”
"Good morning, Aaron," she whispers softly.